You Should Have Never Posed For This Picture
Meet BYRON NG, part-time Facebook hacker and full-time idiot.
It was revealed through on-line sources, that he is responsible for spreading forbidden pictures of actress PARIS HILTON as well as using highly-illegal “torrent” sites to commandeer a pre-release version of JK ROWLING’s HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS last July.
I would have to think that someone who spends that much time on-line would at least have some idea of what we’re trying to say here.
Mr. Ng - watch your back. PLAN:ZERO is not just for the Papparazzi - it is aimed at all who dare to interfere with THE POWERS, be they celebrity, politico, or children’s book author.
Next time your door bell rings, I would just stay put. I say this for your own safety. You have unwittingly opened yourself up to the life that many of us who seek the unknown live with everyday… and it is not pretty.
For those of you who dare, see below for a pirated copy that he found of actress PARIS HILTON and somebody called ADAM GOLDSTEIN during the evening of the Emmy Awards. I realize for some of you this photo may be disturbing. I can see why Ms. Hilton chose to keep this shocking image private. At least we know now the identity of one “MOONEY MOONDOG”.
UPDATE: AVOID ALL DISCUSSION OF THIS CASE IN PUBLIC! The second I published this post, my screen went black. When I was finally able to recover functionality, I discovered that a stop-error had been sent to cripple my computer. Perhaps this man’s reach is farther than we can know. I have thus added this to the “New World Order” category.
This little discovery has me quite shaken, friends.
-JH
