Accio Decency! JK Rowling to Halt Fan Book

And so, Ms. Rowling, it seems the Dark Mark does burn fiercely upon your wrist. Yes, I understand you may want to write your own “Potterpedia” some day, but I also know the fan attempting to publish an unofficial guide to the “Potterverse” is your biggest fan. In fact, you yourself used the fan’s site for some fact checking whilst working on your series. I can only assume that you did not consult the site closely enough before you started Book 7, as you clearly would have noticed that you had set us all up for a Lupin vs. Fenrir Greyback throwdown, but instead you brushed over the great professor’s death as though he were equal to say a Roger Davies or even worse, a Parvati Patil. Shame on you!

But, back to the matter at hand. John Kenneth Rowling (can I call you John Kenneth?), you’re a Billionaire and even wealthier than the Queen to whom you still must bow. Let your fan have this one. Or are you afraid that the public will finally uncover the truth, and that this fan will somehow let slip the secrets with which you have been entrusted? A fair fear, I admit, but one of no consequence. The secrets have long since been regarded as children’s fancy, and that will not change…yet.

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