News Nuggets

Here are some of the big stories for the week. Break through their oddly breaded shell, and mystery awaits…

Juno Comes to DVD
Once again, ads of this tale of a teen who’s “keeping her baby” are all over the TV. Beyond the hamburger phones and self-conscious dialogue, though, there is a darkness at work. Learn the truth about Juno here.

Boy Wizard Attacks Paris
No, Harry Potter has not stormed the gates at Beauxbatons, but young Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) is avoiding Los Angeles due to the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and all the other loose starlets that run free there. Check out Damn I’m Cute for all the details, and delve into more Harry Potter gossip from this week right here at illumarazzi.

Lindsay Lohan has a Girlfriend…or Two
Our own Stu Bouef broke the news of Lindsay Lohan’s new living arrangement with Skeletor, but there are others battling for young Lohan’s heart. Visit Right Celebrity for a look at another one of Lindsay’s suitors.

Megan Fox Has Awoken. Beware
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–e. blair

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